"Dashing through blood covered snow
Mr. Thanksgiving, like Russian sanctions-he is Europe played like a ho',
      "Along with his partner in crime Jack Frost
Because the motherfuckas forgot who is the holiday boss,
 
      "They invaded Santa's home
Now the shit is Northern lights 24/7 on,
      "So, fuck the fun and children's games
Now its Taliban terrorist living without any shame,
 
      "A white Christmas that will turn into war torn red
But one thing for certain motherfuckas will be dead,
      "On the Pot-Pie Palace where Mr. Thanksgiving resides
Feathers and flesh begin to motherfuckin flies,
 
      "The elves are toy gun popping with deadly effect
Headless horseman to the rest-now they are bleeding with no neck,
      "Death to over five-hundred of his goober-gobber family members
A massacre in the...