I was going to go on a journey
I thought I'd go by car
the petrol gauge read empty
that journey didn't get far.

I was going to go on a journey
I thought I'd go by coach
I got off there rather quickly
when I saw a big cockroach.

I was going to go on a journey
I thought I'd go by train
the clouds were getting darker
I knew it was going to rain.

I was going to go...