1. Never be a slave to those who think they are your masters.
Because the world already has enough unpaid internships.

2. Live, laugh, and be merry is the new toolkit.
Unless you're in traffic, where the only toolkit is honking louder than the guy next to you.

3. Never share your deep thoughts with anyone.
They’ll either turn them into memes or use them to win arguments you didn’t sign up for.

4. Always dream...