Andy and Ubik came down to visit me,
Mumbai didn't shock them, but meeting me did.
Last time we met, I was mild and poised,
But here I'm a handful, they now realize.
I told Andy, "Age is just a number,"
To Ubik, I told, "You better not be sober!"
I told them both,"We have to paint the whole town red."
"You better gear up. Say NO to rest!"
They looked at each other in bewilderment,
Looked around to see if they could escape.
The wrath of Polly is going to descend,
Age and soberness...