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Feline Excursionist
I have been getting into fights with my cat recently.
I tell her no, no, no.
Sitting there pouting it out.
My cat leaves with a growl.
I resumed an activity.
Ignoring my surroundings.
Gaining major progress.
It was too late to try and dodge it.
Until...
The cat crept past.
Right under my nose.
Knocking everything over, as if she had been playing dominos.
Objects fall to a smash.
An exasperated gasp.
The cat ran past.
I swear, I caught a glimpse of a mischievous laugh.
Why? Why? Why?
Oh!
Why? Why? Why?
The day turns over while I sleep.
Tossing around like a freak. Drowning out even the slightest peep.
The trance becomes deep.
Awoken to a crash.
Did something just smash?
Do I need to go investigate?
There's no time left to saturate.
Grabbing a pair of scissors, I depart into the fissure.
Ah. You wouldn't believe what I had found!
There was a cat elegantly cleansing her itsy bitsy paw-der.
Playing innocent without a care, looming over a broken piece of decorative ware.
Startled me half to death.
Nearly lost my breath.
What was it that I just saw?
I knew I needed to enforce the law.
Why? Why? Why?
Oh!
Why? Why? Why?
Written rules don't mean a thing.
Does she care for the bonds shared?
Her lopsided stare at the wall.
Late nights in my bed curled up in a ball.
Comfort added to an endless extent.
Nights are well.
Untill...
There is this cat who likes to make things go... Splat!
No more slumber.
Fighting hunger.
Feeling thunder.
Why can't you stay under?
Once again, at the scene.
Thinks she's getting off clean.
Now, it's my turn to be mean.
Why? Why? Why?
Oh!
Why? Why? Why?
As she was jumping around, she took a big fall.
Luckily enough, I was on call.
Bandaged up and feeling tough.
Rubbed against my scruff and set back out into the rough.
I have a cat, It's a fact.
I love her and she loves me.
It's only when I have to repeat, the action of these cruel feats.
It's only when...
You're acting up.
Jumping up.
Sucking up.
Setting me up.
Mimicking a pup.
Why? Why? Why?
Oh!
Why? Why? Why?
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I tell her no, no, no.
Sitting there pouting it out.
My cat leaves with a growl.
I resumed an activity.
Ignoring my surroundings.
Gaining major progress.
It was too late to try and dodge it.
Until...
The cat crept past.
Right under my nose.
Knocking everything over, as if she had been playing dominos.
Objects fall to a smash.
An exasperated gasp.
The cat ran past.
I swear, I caught a glimpse of a mischievous laugh.
Why? Why? Why?
Oh!
Why? Why? Why?
The day turns over while I sleep.
Tossing around like a freak. Drowning out even the slightest peep.
The trance becomes deep.
Awoken to a crash.
Did something just smash?
Do I need to go investigate?
There's no time left to saturate.
Grabbing a pair of scissors, I depart into the fissure.
Ah. You wouldn't believe what I had found!
There was a cat elegantly cleansing her itsy bitsy paw-der.
Playing innocent without a care, looming over a broken piece of decorative ware.
Startled me half to death.
Nearly lost my breath.
What was it that I just saw?
I knew I needed to enforce the law.
Why? Why? Why?
Oh!
Why? Why? Why?
Written rules don't mean a thing.
Does she care for the bonds shared?
Her lopsided stare at the wall.
Late nights in my bed curled up in a ball.
Comfort added to an endless extent.
Nights are well.
Untill...
There is this cat who likes to make things go... Splat!
No more slumber.
Fighting hunger.
Feeling thunder.
Why can't you stay under?
Once again, at the scene.
Thinks she's getting off clean.
Now, it's my turn to be mean.
Why? Why? Why?
Oh!
Why? Why? Why?
As she was jumping around, she took a big fall.
Luckily enough, I was on call.
Bandaged up and feeling tough.
Rubbed against my scruff and set back out into the rough.
I have a cat, It's a fact.
I love her and she loves me.
It's only when I have to repeat, the action of these cruel feats.
It's only when...
You're acting up.
Jumping up.
Sucking up.
Setting me up.
Mimicking a pup.
Why? Why? Why?
Oh!
Why? Why? Why?
© 無責任な猫
