Once upon a time I saw the wolf wearing a sheep's woof
Maybe I didn't — you weren't there, you'll never truly know
It's not like I hide a picture or video for proof
It's one of those things where you will just have to trust me, bro

When I discerned the wolf, 'That's a wolf!' I cried far and wide
They called me a liar — they swore it was sheerly a sheep
When I saw it show its teeth, my crying, I amplified
They claimed my eyes were full of lies — that I need far more sleep

I saw the wolf for weeks on end — saw...