It was long ago,I was in some place I have never been.
Like a concert stadium , Justin Bieber took my hand and told me I will be your best friend and I will show you how to be loved by women.I was so happy.He said First you gotta believe you're beautiful.
I said :
No way,I'm ugly like a bat.
He answered:No,you're not.Chill out.
-Can you meet me with Selena Gomez?
-I don't think she's so crazy like you.Women are bitches how can you like them,girl?
-They have never hurt me like men.
-I think you need to go to a psychiatry.
-And I think you look more of a female than I do!Rumour has it you're gay!
-I think you envy me.
-For what?
-That all women fall for me.
-Except me.
-Did anyone ever tell you that you are so CraZy.Normally women love me.This is a proof you are not in your right mind!
-My life is boring,take me on a trip to Portugal.
-Why should I?You don't even like me.
-Oh ,I do.For a free trip you'll be my favourite person in the world.
-Only if you say You are tall and strong.
-Hahaha,I rather stay where I am.Forget the trip.
And I woke up.
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