If I could cast a spell on you
I would have a laugh or two
I would use my magic wand
And you would no longer belong

May you fall asleep in class
May you get a stick up your ass
May your dad leave and never come back
May you try to gain the things you lack

May you sit on a spike
May your girlfriend tell you to take a hike
May you be living a giant lie
May you accidentally eat poison and die

If I could cast a spell on you
I would have a laugh or two.

The End.