I'm so glad I don't live in a tank
I once ate a guy named Hank
I bit off his head
He's definitely dead
And what I didn't eat sank

I swam from Australia to Cuba
I ate a guy doing scuba
with his rubber wet suit
And his tank to boot
Then I swam all the way to Aruba

I then made friends with a whale
Who capsized a boat with a sail
All the people fell in
And no one could swim
So I ate...