"you've finally come
I've long waited for your visit
in fact I've long waited for quite anyone to come visit me
for although I live in this great house, it sometimes gets very lonely
I would ask my children for company but they seem too busy with their respected families
so for 20 years it's been just me and me
oh sorry, for an old bone I really do quite talk a lot, would you like a cup of tea?
oh have I offended you in some way? I'm very really so sorry
but I've just been so lonely, having a visit for the first time in ages makes me a little happy
oh no my eyes seem...