PART ONE: Questions

1. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?

2. What happened to the dog when he went to the flea circus?

3. What did the dog say when he was attacked by the tiger?

4. How did the skunk phone his mother?

5. What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel with a rooster and a poodle?

6. What do you call a wood...