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Ask Mr Blackmore
Just to be clear from the get-go, this is Mr Blackmore’s intern/secretary, Britaney, writing, not the man himself. Pleased to meet y'all. 👋❤️
Dear Writco users,
My boss, Mr Blackmore, is kind of on a sadness hiatus and has been yammering to me about wanting to clean up his act and become, like, a good person or whatever, so I figured I'd post here and see if anyone needs his help with anything or, like, wants advice or something, because I know helping someone out will cheer him up. ‘Tis the season I guess? I don’t know why he doesn’t just use Insta like a normal person, and why I have to post on this weird poetry app, like, it’s so niche, so bizarre, hosted in India or something, but whatevs. Personally, I think when he gets all melancholy, like, he gets sooo maudlin, such a drag really, he just wants to lash out with kindness to cure his heart, but feels it's not right to force kindness on someone just so he can feel good himself, but I suppose as long as the person being helped feels good at the end of it, and it’s not all weird and stuff, then it’s cool to, you know, use them by helping them to help him feel better.
But just so you know he can’t, like, help you move a couch unless it’s in the South-East region of Queensland, or feed your pet snake while you go on holidays for the same, like, geographical-type reason, you know, and you’d think maybe he could offer writing advice, as he’s always lecturing the clouds about pentameters and stuff (so...
Dear Writco users,
My boss, Mr Blackmore, is kind of on a sadness hiatus and has been yammering to me about wanting to clean up his act and become, like, a good person or whatever, so I figured I'd post here and see if anyone needs his help with anything or, like, wants advice or something, because I know helping someone out will cheer him up. ‘Tis the season I guess? I don’t know why he doesn’t just use Insta like a normal person, and why I have to post on this weird poetry app, like, it’s so niche, so bizarre, hosted in India or something, but whatevs. Personally, I think when he gets all melancholy, like, he gets sooo maudlin, such a drag really, he just wants to lash out with kindness to cure his heart, but feels it's not right to force kindness on someone just so he can feel good himself, but I suppose as long as the person being helped feels good at the end of it, and it’s not all weird and stuff, then it’s cool to, you know, use them by helping them to help him feel better.
But just so you know he can’t, like, help you move a couch unless it’s in the South-East region of Queensland, or feed your pet snake while you go on holidays for the same, like, geographical-type reason, you know, and you’d think maybe he could offer writing advice, as he’s always lecturing the clouds about pentameters and stuff (so...
