A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man got up and opened the door to a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, asking for a push.

'Not a chance," said the husband,

"It is 3:00 in the morning!" He slammed the door and returned to bed.

“Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," answered the husband.

“Did you help him?" asked the wife.

"No I didn't! It's 3 in the...