**television turns on abruptly showing an announcer with an important announcement**

Hey you!! Yea you!!,
Stay here a while,
Sit back,
Relax,
Don’t touch that dial.

Ever tire of the stress,
The pain,
The anguish,
And duress?

Would you like to find a place,
Where people are the same?,
Don’t you wanna be at peace?,
Don’t you wanna get away?

Say no more,
I have the cure,
To help you with your woes,
To rid of all that ails you sir,
Unhappiness that shows,
You wanna know the secret friend?,
It can be yours today,
At my behest,
You just say yes,
And you’re on your merry way.

You don’t trust me friend, oh dear,
I wouldn’t tell you lies,
At my behest,
You must say yes,
Relax and close your eyes.

Once it is all said and done,
You’ll be all mi…**static**You’ll have more fun,

**static**

Isn’t that what you want,...