(One evening me and my new girlfriend are going on a date in a car. Suddenly she hears a girl sobbing from the back of the car..She asks me..)
Dip, who is there in the back of the car??
I thought you want to spend some time together!!
Who is that bitch in the back?
You cheater,want both of us to smack!!
( I say her politely..)
Calm down girl, she is just my ex!!
I want to show her just a bit of flex..
(She shouts..)
Stop the car now, I want to see that bitch!!
For whom you are trying me to ditch??
(I stop the car at a side. The road is lonely..She goes to the back and screams..)
My God, dip! Why her mouth is taped and both hands and legs are tied?
She looks like hell, really she is your ex !or you just lied??
(I talk to her..)
listen girl, it's not blood on her shirt it's just tomato ketchup!!
Give me some time to explain this shit so you can catch-up...
She screams dip,you are just fucking mad..
You said, you missed your ex,she only makes you...