Today I woke up like zombie
My body moved like a stone
I haven’t been too good to myself
Since my lover left me alone
Today I stumbled to the basement
To get myself more beer
On top of my beer there was a box
“Well what do we have here?”
The box was unassuming
There was no label to be found
Before I placed my hand on the box
I have a good look around
How did this even get here?
My polluted mind had fears
So I grabbed the beers and the box
Then I headed on upstairs
With the box on my coffee table
I decided I should investigate
Yes I was a bit out of sorts
But I knew i shouldn’t hesitate
Within the box was a smaller box
And a letter left for me
The letter read “if you wish to live
You should open immediately!”
Inside the box there was a flash of light
It knocked me to the floor...