What it's like to be a woman
1.
When i Wake up and open a popular app called instagram
All I see is perfect bodies, perfect golden flesh,
24-inch waist and no more, no less
Be curvy but not fat, be skinny but not flat
What r u doing? Put that chocolate down!
U don’t want to be fat and chubby and so round
U have to be perfect 100 pounds
If you are hungry take a small bite once a day
But don’t u dare to consume a meal today
Drink some water, chew some gum,
Hunger will pass even though it will feel like a huge slaughter of mass
Don’t forget the calory count take that seriously into account
Jeez you are skin and bones If I were you I would eat an apple or two cause being skinny is nothing new
The mirror that was once a friend is now an enemy at best
Seeing the scale number change brings such joy nonetheless
But the number drop doent stop at last
It doesn’t matter that the photo is photoshopped
But your ass still gotta look like Kims k just without those stretch marks which u call a track race
Show some skin but don’t be a distraction
Coverup but don’t be a prude
Put on some makeup but don’t look like your job is prostitution
U don’t wear makeup? what an ugly nerd
It's like Beautiful does not exist unless u cross everything from the checklist
2.
The odds of being attacked by a shark are 1 in 4 million
The odds of being sexually assaulted are 1 in 6
Fear of sharks is normal and justified
While fear of men is delusional and cross-eyed
3.
What were u wearing last night?
That shouldn’t be right
Why should the fabric on her skin
Determine and justify mankind
I’m not saying that all of them are monsters just the 1 in 25
Get off of me! Get off...