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Barrelling up a Bumpy Banana Bonanza
"I Sing, Slip and Slide Today. But I Rise once more to do it Again.
Another Day."

๐ŸŒ
๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป
๐Ÿ”๏ธ๐Ÿ”๏ธ๐Ÿ”๏ธ
โ›ฐ๏ธโ›ฐ๏ธโ›ฐ๏ธโ›ฐ๏ธ
๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒ
๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿง—๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ

A #WRITCO Comedy

๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ

WHOOPSIE
DAISIE!!

๐Ÿšงโš ๏ธโš ๏ธ๐Ÿšง

On a zippity-zooblious hill โ›ฐ๏ธso high,
I, a young lass named Lilly๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ did try,
To ascend with a skip and a slide,
For a banana ๐ŸŒ was there to abide.

With a giggle ๐Ÿคญ and a wibbly-wobble,
I began my climb with a jolly bobble,
My shoes ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ made of slithering chocolate chip cookie ๐Ÿช dough,
Slipping and sliding, oh me, oh my, oh no!

Up the slope that was coated in jello,
Where giggleberries ๐Ÿซ grew like a candy-cane ๐Ÿฌ fellow,
I hopped and I skipped with a zesty zing,
But my feet ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿฟ did not obey their king ๐Ÿ‘‘

"Can you catch me if I slip?" I quipped to the air ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ๐Ÿƒ
But the atmosphere just wasn't there to care.
I grabbed at the moonbeams ๐ŸŒ oh so spry,
But they tickled my fingers ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿฟ and winked at my eye ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

Onward and upward, I slipped and I slid,
Past the babbling brook ๐Ÿž๏ธ of root beer ๐Ÿป and squid ๐Ÿฆ‘
Where the froth was so thick, it could hide a dinosaur ๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿฆ•
But I had to get that banana ๐ŸŒ of course, of course!

The hill โ›ฐ๏ธ ๐ŸŒฒ grew steeper, the giggles ๐Ÿคญ grew faint,
But I vowed to reach that banana ๐ŸŒ no matter the paint ๐ŸŽจ
My shoes ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ made of slapstick and grease,
I was bound to be a comedian's release.

I encountered a tree...