Today I woke up feeling quite strange,
My socks were mismatched, my hair out of range.
I tried to brush it, but it just stood up,
Like a porcupine giving me a hiccup!

I went to the kitchen for a snack and a drink,
But found a cereal box that began to wink!
It said, “Don’t eat me, I’m not what you think—
I’m made of rubber and a little bit pink!”

I thought, “I’ll make...