{BakedGoodness}
Step right up to the circus, it's time for a ruckus!
I'm BakedGoodness, the athletic clown, here to make you laugh out loud the loudest.
With my red nose drooping and my ginormous shoes flopping, I make my audience smile profusely at my attire, a colorful costume exaggerated.
I've got rhymes and tricks up my oversized sleeves, so let's get started whimsically and friskily!
The circus clown rap, it's the coolest act, when preformed with the renowned circus clown troupers.
We’ll juggle words, words like Spondulick and bumfuzzle to make you chuckle.
I’m called a jester, an entertainer who loves to grab the attention of the crowd. I’ll spin a tale with clever wordage, I won't let you fall short at the punchline paradigm. I’m acrobatic with my verse’s, while flipping through the air, like a dime in a lucky coin toss up.
You'll be amused by the ridiculousness of the riddles we’ll be reciting.
Like what do you get when you cross a clown and a goat? A silly billy, of course! That’s just one of many!
So come and be a part of this colorful circus crew, introducing FuzzButthead, my cohort, he’s rampant, leading the way to humorous initiatives. We’re innovative, speaking of the guffaws we’ve partaken, and the jubilation of the crowds applauses.
So come one, come all, to this circus extravaganza, demonstrating knee slapping quality comedy.
{FuzzButthead}
We’ll send chills through your system with skill and precision
Have you confusing us with our puppets via ventriloquism
Ain’t nothing juggling while unicycling across a tight rope
Thank goodness Baked is always there with ice for my sliced throat
I tend to struggle while swallowing swords
This carny needs more practice, pardon me for that kids
Though they’ll cut me slack when they see our trapeze act
That and pulling rabbits outta hats, it’s why they keep coming back
Perhaps it’s cuz we can train seals to jump through flaming hoops?
Or is it taming lions? Nah we’re just a dangerous duo who’s forte is rhyming
© FuzzDButthead