[The Narwhal Adventure Song— theme song for our Dungeons and Dragons group. To the tune of ‘The Legend of Vox Machina’ by Sam Riegel.]

When a star fell in the ocean,
the whole world rushed to see.
We promise that you’ll never find
a finer crew than we!

There’s Pevel our dear captain,
she’s a flaming druid gnome,
and Zandra the barbarian
will bust up all your bones!

Sorli in his godliness
is much afeared of ghosts,
and Jackal with his big ol’ horns
has two souls more than most.

The rogue,
Seafoam Bark—
he stabs!
He looks like a cat!
We used to have a wizard too,
but now he’s dead and flat!

Kyledan—
his strength is true!
His hands can always haul!
Did I mention that we have a boat?
We call her the ‘Narwhal!’

And as for us,
we be chasin that star,
the one with the cool glow-y shards.
Quest for fame,
‘Cory Wane,’
cause those Rifters lots of pain—
…Oh, uh, sorry.

Great archeologists are we,
We’ll travel near and far,
they’ll tell tale of our journey for
the faaaaaallllennnnn staaaaaaaaaar!

Narwhaaaaal!


© Katherine Steffeter