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Farting Poem
Sitting in class,
waiting for the bell to ring
All I can think about is passing some gas!
Along came my queer friend Caroline.
We sat on the swing set, trading our Pokemon cards.
Along came the greatest farter of all, my Father!
He said, I forgot my lunch box.
Then we went into the library to finish trading our cards.
I got hungry, so I sipped alittle on my juicebox.
When we were done, me & Caroline said our goodbyes and departed.
Dad was waiting for me, so I exited out the front school's doors, into Father's Dodge Caravan.
Then we headed back home.


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