*note: this is being said by two different person/sons, the persons change where ever you see 'My Father' with the exception of a line that says 'if my father' and the two last lines*

Fathers be a role model,
And not a road model,

My father, works and ensures we all have food to eat,
My father smokes and drinks and is usually passed out on the street,

My father has two kids, both are from my mother who is his wife,
My father doesn't know how many kids he has and has been promiscuous all his life,

My father can quote the bible from...