You say you have it under control,
That you've ticked it "Swoosh!"
Unknown to you the actions taken,
Already have you fooled
What would you become,
Since these acts make you humane
It's a being to be discovered,
As you now jaywalk in harms way
I told you to have a seat
It's not too late to educate you
We'd start with the lesson laces,
Learning how to tie your own shoes
You could...