She looks me up and down with a disapproving frown.
I'm in an Austrian sauna where someone's gone and warned her
that I'm wearing trunks for swimmin', where it's nude for men and women.
This Fraulein's fully-dressed as she comes from the front desk;
'it's naked with a towel', she says, accented with a scowl.
Focusing on my shrivelled shorts, she hands me the smallest towel she sports,
and turns upon her heel.
Another Vienniese done...