This is going to hurt me the MOST. Please go ahead and BOAST, tip your glass and have a nice little TOAST. Seems you've forgot that very important GOLDEN RULE, due unto others as you'd have them do unto you ! so go ahead and stand your POST as I gather you up from COAST to COAST. Evil cowards and playing God we dislike MOST, you refused me as your HOST now the Father, Son and HOLY GHOST hand's down your judgements straight from the PEARLY GATES and ye shall hear them say , you stood your POST and TOASTED a BOAST , refused us as your HOST knowing what we dislike MOST... because just like on Earth you thought you could COAST, so hear ye.... I will not TOAST nor will I BOAST as I stand POST I send you to ROAST, in the name of the Father, Son and HOLY GHOST, I wish you had chosen us as your HOST because this is going to hurt us the MOST...( alternate ending )... because it was us you hurt the MOST.
-Lydia Davis-