Cop: "What's the problem?"

Me: "Well, I've called a hundred times! My son bacon is being attacked by the killer ducks!"

Cop: "Killer ducks?"

Me: "Yeah, and the gangster bunnies are surrounding us!"

Cop: "Im confused. Why did you name your son Bacon, that's odd!"

Me: "That's what confuses you the most tonight?"

Cop: "What"

Me: "What else do you name an alligator, fml!"

Cop: "OK, who are the killer ducks and...