We're all thinking the same thing, so I'm just gonna say it
We all know it's mentally unhealthy to chomp the bit

We hope you catch the world's most egregious case of bookworms
All several hundred known species — we hope they swiftly squirm
We pray they pick your most beloved book and eat their hearts out
We hope that by the time you know they are even about
They've already eaten every last good part you own
Leaving you gripping books wholly stripped of interest and tone

We hope...