It's the best powdering ass party this year.

And that's counting the Powder Blast at that fat old cat's old ass bastion blasting last year's alt ass out and hastening this asshole hosts bad old wicked sat on old sweat-dick-stick-conditioning - sit and spin.

Asian reporter Dora Chung has more on how it stunk and more on dick-sweat-laden-dick-on-ass-line-itis. How it strikes, and how my own dicksticky lively little crustyass thruster "Mr trusty ass" actually thrusts me ass up with a trusty thrust of my own hard and tight nuttsy ass up and what next? Nothing.

My nuts done busted. In a...