The Alternative Christmas
The Christmas Elf
fell off the shelf
He had a bottle of vodka
all to himself
Santa took out the Christmas tree
totally sh#tfaced on mince pies and Irish coffee
The fairy complained that the reindeers were soft
So she went back...
fell off the shelf
He had a bottle of vodka
all to himself
Santa took out the Christmas tree
totally sh#tfaced on mince pies and Irish coffee
The fairy complained that the reindeers were soft
So she went back...