What you doin tonight, C'mon Woman let's go pick a fight
Get thrown in the drunk tank tonight, too bad we didn't have 2nd sight
We could've just driven to the lake, but no...
Tried to juke life with a fake
Didn't work out like we planned, instead we should've been on a pontoon gettin tanned
So off we went to the strip club we spent
A good $500 on some chick you thought we could take for a ride
The bouncer was her boyfriend, and wouldn't let it slide
I got a chipped tooth in the misunderstanding
That big boy didn't land well in his emergency landing
I took a right hook to the grill, as I spun around in retaliation his blood I got to spill
Got tackled from behind his backup did arrive
We were lucky to make it out of there still breathing and alive
You, my Ole Lady I couldn't pick one any better
Jumped on one of their backs, got flipped over and took a header
If it weren't for you, as you had my back. I could've got myself jumped and completely jacked
Jumping on the back seat like a true bitch, I must say
Found me an Ole Lady that couldn't betray
I wouldn't trade her for 3 mules and a key
When were together my bitch and me, an eternity on a ride or die. We'll always be free....
© Dale A Martinez