Oh man, am I the monster?
The monster of my own life.
The monster under the bed,
Waiting to pounce the minute I rest my head.

If only it was the friendly kind,
That wouldn't mess with my mind.

In the darkness hiding,
Not seen, but there,
Just waiting for the next scare.

The monster that I thought wandered my lair,
Oh, indeed is there,
Causing me every bit of...