My spectacles sit like a nerdy crown,
Sliding down when I frown.
“Careful!” they shout, “Don’t drop me, mate!”
Without me, you’ll confuse your plate!”

Cooling glasses? Oh, they’ve got flair,
Making me feel like a billionaire.
I wear them indoors, “Who cares?” I say,
Looking cool even in a power cut day.

Spectacles nag,...