I grow plants
like you wear pants.
I try to cultivate
the "Green Thumb" all night,
'till my lust for chicken
is numb! Is your lust
for chicken numb, too???
Oh!
They're putting an outlaw
on hot water.
How will they enforce
this prohibition without...
killin' a third of the human race?
It's hard to face life sober, and
the powers don't exactly...
make it easy. Is your taste,
for chicken, numb?

© ryancier