He stated, “My ex is from south-eastern Kentucky.”
“Was one hell of a looker, a ten, but too clucky.”

I suggested, “She probably had to talk for two.”
Which was not easily digested, so likely true.

“Don't you tell me you're one of those man haters, honey!”

I scoffed, “I kid, she surely found you super funny!”
Adding, “My ex also hails from deep down in the south.”

He sneered ear to...