It’s funny, not real funny, yeah no it’s not funny,
I’m a kind woman but I’m no dummy.

I hurt your feelings and made you mad,
I’m the most confusing friend you ever had.

Well I’m laughing, slightly laughing, okay I’m not laughing,
You play the victim but I know what happened.

You’re a liar, a fucking liar and you know it,
You know the hurt you caused but you’ll never show it.

You’re too manly to admit what you did was wrong,
Dust me off your shoulder like a terrible song.

I’m so pretty and you’re just so tall,
I’m your type until I’m not at all.

Good, perfect, you’re mysterious and stupid,
I ruined you and you’ll do anything to prove it.

My parents said they’d have a come to Jesus with you,
If...