The ghost of the lovely lady
Planted a dumb pretty flower
But you'll now find it in the attic
'Cause people you know people
Wanted to keep it much afar
'Cause people you know people
They are dumber than petty flowers

The ghost of the lovely lady
Then started playing a small guitar
But you'll now find it in the bin
'Cause people you know people
Thought it was rather much bizarre
'Cause people you know people
Hearts can be smaller than petty guitars

The ghost of the lovely lady
Then made a dark chocolate bar
But you'll now find it in rat house
'Cause people you know people
Considered it to be a rotten cigar
'Cause people you know people
Can be darker than petty chocolate bars

Petal by petal the flower fell apart
String by string the guitar lost its melody
Bite by bite the chocolate you'd despise
What could she even do now?
So she started crying, and crying
She knew she was the pettiest of all
Ghost of lovely lady- Oizys