No, masks don't work.
You can trust me: I am an expert.

Only N-95 masks work.
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Any mask will work.
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Dear President Obama: it's pointless to wear a mask.
Trust me: I'm the expert.

Dear President Trump: always wear a mask.
Trust me: I'm the expert.

Dear President Biden: maybe wear two masks.
Trust me: I'm the expert.
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