No, masks don't work.
You can trust me: I am an expert.

Only N-95 masks work.
Trust me: I am an expert.

Any mask will work.
Trust me: I'm the expert.

Dear President Obama: it's pointless to wear a mask.
Trust me: I'm the expert.

Dear President Trump: always wear a mask.
Trust me: I'm the expert.

Dear President Biden: maybe wear two masks.
Trust me: I'm the expert.

Okay, so I only said masks don't work, because there might have been a run on masks, which might have caused a shortage.
Still, you should trust me: I am The Expert.

Okay, so I did already have a good idea of what this virus was like and played innocent for the cameras.
Still, you should trust me: I am The Expert.

Okay, so Trump rallies are superspreader events, but nationwide riots are not.

Alright, everyone who dares question my words and actions are dangerous terrorists who should be brought to heel.

You will trust me: I Am, and The Expert.



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