Horse shit - good for vegetables
Cow shit - good for incense
Chicken shit - good for the flowers
Human shit - good for nothing
(discount voucher code: ‘bullshit’)

Caution: if you are sensitive to farts be careful when opening the package as it can be in your face - -guaranteed *)

*Made from 100% human shit with imported and local ingredients (contains traces of insecurities, idiosyncrasies, ignorance, confusion, ego and other human deficiencies).

Small print : No refunds or exchanges nor for change of mind.
If you have any queries please keep your receipt for the apocalyptic riders for the statutory rights.

Payment options:
credits cards with no expired dates till death ( verified after burial or cremation - t and c applies - check out at last breath

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