My mind is a slum
That no one knows
Going where I don't want to go


Call the cat &
Pass the hat

If it's not this
Then it must be that

My mind's a slum
That about sums it up

I passed my exams
Then I passed the cup



You know Mina in the diner?

Did you know
She was in Disney
On Ice?

Get a career as a
Mouseketeer
But you'll pay the price


My mind is the
U S A

My life is the
U S S R


I worked in a nursing home

Now
I'm a nursing home star

I dated a tsarina
We had a
Show of Force


I learned to write
From a Poetry
For Dummies course




It's gets better
My mind was a bed wetter

Is it better?
Well, that depends


I'm on the hit parade
I drink Gatorade

You're in the show that never ends.
© R Becker