OH! For the love of Amy
she really is my daughter
she is so accident prone
she has been known to burn cold water.

OH! For the love of Amy
she burst her water bed
I had to phone the fire brigade
when she got stuck in the old coal shed.

OH! For the love of Amy
she likes to walk on her toes
she slipped in the marble bathroom
and broke her little nose.

OH! For the love of Amy
this girl can be rather dim
she took me to one side the other day
and said " Do you think elephants can swim"?

OH! For the love of Amy
yes she really is that bad
she went and taped over my wedding video
and that made me so mad!

OH! For the love of Amy
she never has much to say
she'll laugh when we have an argument
but I wouldn't have it any other way.

(from the works of Jason Carr )

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