Constant rejection on Tinder
Broads won’t accept breakfast and dinner

Just when I'm convinced I can't get any stupider
I get scammed when skimming cute pictures

Gotta have a sense of desperation, can’t be dense with mesmerization
A second of hesitation and they’ll question my dedication

Collapse from pressure creating a lasting impression
Any tacky rhetoric, the conversation won’t last a second
A dating app’s pathetic, it’ll just make ya apathetic
Won’t have a happy endin’ without cash or abs from heaven

Why do I walk around with my resume to impress the dames
I thought action spoke louder than words
Seems chicks are only practically crowing the jerks
Sick of getting rejected by floozies who’d settle for the bruisy types
Choose the violent route and then they might send some nudies, right?
Never knew a truly kind guy who could catch a beauty’s eye
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