#Leprechaun..oh.. Leprechauns.. all you tiny lil Leprechauns. We are all here for the party, from dusk till dawn, so forth and so on. Tonight we have fun, pay no mind or matter to age, for tonight we are all young, and hoping that when we get drunk we will have someone to carry us home. Today is St. Patties day all week long and this bar is where we can be found, even if it's in a corner passed out like a gnome. Now let's gather around, if you don't have a beer speak up now and we will pull one down and pass it around if you don't speak forever hold your peace. Now put your green beer's in the air for a leprechaun toast, to the little packages that hold the most, no run-ins with the police, and the luck of the Irish that it will forever increase.
© Jessica Rae Johnson