I have issues with sleep
So morning alarms are pretty much mute
And in the early morning I am not so cute
A back problem is the culprit
And no I am not speaking from a pulpit
I have medicine that will put me to sleep
I rarely use them because in the morning I am a flaming heap
Not a good heap
A heaping mess
is an accurate depiction
Lord I wish I was dishing out fiction
So im asking out for a solution
I realize alcohol would be a horrible substitution
Seriously friends I feel like crap each day
So please help if you can im tired of prying my tongue off the roof of my mouth and opening my eyes with a car jack
So if you have an answer im happy to
hear
Cause I want to sleep naturally not with assistance of beer