This girl from Mars, reddish hair, brackish stars
Once stumbled upon a new planet
The planet no one had ever seen, in Mars
She found a fortune, a planet full of granite

A planet so green, they haven't have ever seen
Instead a scheme of silent might
Had emerged in her mind, that night
To conquer the planet was all she wished

A man named Elon, Earth's own wonder man
Became a clog in her plan
With ideas so futuristic that it challenged the man
Behold thy fears - He is from Mars

The genius driver whose vision is grand
Building bridges where world stands
"Colonize" - He boldly cries
But it's her voice behind his eyes

She is elated, ''Dad I'll bring you a new home''
A home so beautiful, that we would own
Apparently she was the crown Princess of the Marsland
The first country she invaded was the beautiful Scotland

With rockets built and fortunes grand
Elon strikes upon the Scottish land
No more the dreams of space above
But castles now, and mountains to shove

He conquers not with sword or might
But with techs and talks of future sight
In the beloved streets of Scotland, he's conquered
The minds and brains of the Scottish puppets

She is happy, watching afar from Mars
''Hah, my agent, doing well it seems
Those cringey bagpipers singing the folk Lore
Will now sing the might of me

They'll know who I am, Cause I'm but the crown Princess
The almighty who'll conquer their land
And when I descend on this planet and stand
They'll praise me, stay hand in hand.


© MJ