1.
heavier than the jowls of
piss
heavier than the bugler's
balls.

2.
3 dogs on the leash in
May.
put the midget in the
freezer.
send Stompanado
home.

3.
place corsets on the
Van Gogh.
tell your grandmother
the limp was cured in
Springfield
and the frost is off the
bacon.

4.
all our nights are the same
only I see more of mine
because I can't
sleep,
but I do awake after a final
30 minutes of
somnolence
with a stiff pecker
like any
17 year
old.

5.
if you hear from Damon
tell him
the blocking back post is
still open
but we need a boy with fire
who knows how to slice a man
down
without the bereavement
of a clipping penalty.

6.
Monte did it.
he hit a fireplug drunk.
it got on the tv news.
not Monte but all the water
40 feet high over the escalators of
the king's
bannana.
it's his first fireplug but
his third d.d.
kiss him
goodbye.

7.
heavier than bowling balls in
revolt
flinging catshit into the
sounds of
aloha.

8.
I'll give you ten to five I always carry
steel through the parking lot
win, lose, off-track, muddy,
Thursday, Friday,
5th. race or
9th.
my only problem is I need a jack.
I got a spider...