Coronavirus has hit Victoria again already 5 cases have been found.
From the Victorian state who calls their famous stadium "The Melbourne Cricket Ground"
"The G"
How lazy does that sound!

You see the facts show you are not renowned for being any good at participating
But are number one when it comes to spectating
The greatest example The Melbourne Cup first Tuesday in November at Flemington Race Course
Which you Victorians call "The F"
Should've fucken guessed
Record crowds every year
Punters drinking every kind of beer
No horse from Victoria has ever won this race.
Couldn't even manage to get a place.

So being a player in this pandemic, when you haven't got a choice.
Has got you mad as hell and we are starting to hear your voice.

Sadly though you are a bunch of thieving arseholes who steal others identity
History will show no one was safe from your devilry.
In Aussie Rules you hear the commentators tag  "all Australian" to some of the players.
Which we all know comes from our American neighbours.

While on neighbours yes it's a successful series made in Victoria as our number one tv soap.
What it doesn't tell you is the number of lives it has ruined to watch this shit you have to be smoking dope.

While we have this neighbour thing going  ask South Australia premiere what a good neighbour you are and I bet he would disagree
Back in 1986, you stole from South Australia the rights to the Formula One Grand Prix

We don't deny  doesn't matter what it is  you'll pack every sporting event
Fuck...