Toti boli Tota se,
kaash hum Insaan hote,
toh pyaar bhari batein karte,
aapas mein do pal gujaarte,
agar mein sayar Hoti,
toh aap mere kabi hote.......(1)
Tota Bola Toti se,
agar hum Insaan hote,
toh pyaar bhari batein nehi,
office mein hum kaam karte,
agar mein pati hota,
toh aap mere patni hote.......(2)
Toti boli Tota se,
kaash hum Insaan hote,
toh jindegi bhar hum Saath rehte,
hamara Kya warranty hai,
aaj dono Saath mein,
toh kal kiske pinjre mein......(3)
Tota Bola Toti se,
jo bhi aaj Insaan hai,
wo bade paresaan hai,
pyar mein wo hero hai,
toh Shaadi k baad langda hai.....(4)
Hirni boli hiran se,
kaash hum Insaan hote,
toh bade wafadar hote,
agar mein dulhan Hoti,
toh aap mere dulha...