Let me tell you the tale
of Dillan M’Kale
a lying… deceiving… TOAD!

He’ll smile to your face
then whack you with a mace,
steal your girl
and then he’ll hit the road!

Hey!

Dillan M’Kale
should really be in jail—
he stabbed me in the chest!

What?!

I wanna kick him in the head,
‘cause he thinks that I’m still dead,
but I’m still here
and now I feel depressed!

[A song written for a DND campaign. After getting murdered by his former bestie, Dillan M’Kale, an undead bard returns to the world of the living. He sets off to avenge himself and seek closure for the life he’s lost.]

© Katherine Steffeter