[Intro]
Crashing through the crowded halls
Dodging girls like Ping Pong balls
Just to reach the bathroom on time
(hey, hey, hey)
Leaping over laundry piles
Diapers you can smell for miles
Guy's gotta do what he can to sur-vive!

[Chorus]
In the Loud House, In the Loud House!
Duck, dodge, push and shove
Is how we show our love!
In the Loud House, In the Loud House!
One Boy, ten girls!
Wouldn't...